Not Enough Sage for This Shit | Crewneck Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wink of herbal humor and a calm, grounded vibe. Soft, mid-weight fabric and a clean classic fit make it a go-to layer for quiet weekends, errands, or slow coffee runs. The front features a hand-drawn jar of sage surrounded by the cheeky phrase “NOT ENOUGH — SAGE FOR THIS SHIT,” giving the piece an earthy, irreverent personality that reads like a little private joke for those who lean into plant care, ritual, or dry humor. The neutral background keeps the embroidered artwork feeling organic and low-key, while the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching mean it wears well through repeat washings. Slip it on when you need a soft barrier against the world or when you want to share a knowing smile with fellow sage-slingers.

Product features

- Embroidery options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.

- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, comfortable warmth.

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and durability.

- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes.

- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton; complies with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates).

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean